Prepare for fisticuffs. by @deaddays (John Rios)

Woah, you better watch out. I've been drinking and I'm a mean drunk! I'll batter you until you black out, and then you'll wake up just to find I'm still beating you up! Oh snap! :-) Just kidding. I RARELY drink (I'm talking once or twice a year if any), and when I do, I'm very mellow and in control. Really! Um, yeah. My right hand is Joe and my left hand is Moe. Oh snap. Artwork © Copyright 2002 John Rios