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Bill Hiers

"Can I Get a Hail Satan!" by @Kooshmeister (Bill Hiers)

Fernald's boyfriend Christy is, like his beloved squirrel, very much a gay rights activist, but, because he is also into the whole "shock rock" thing, he gives his own special flavor to his speeches. He loves nothing more than showing off and causing controversy to get a rise out of prudes, including his own boyfriend. Yes, although he's a pro-gay Christian speaker who attends his own sermons wearing tiny little biker shorts, Fernald is still very much a faithful Christian, and Christy gets off on humiliating him. Fernald doesn't mind, though, as he suspects the crossdressing devilish fox only does it out of playfulness. It's just how Christy shows his love for his very religious boyfriend: by thoroughly embarrassing him every chance he gets!

Wearing a skimpy costume very loosely modeled on any number of stereotypical "sexy nun" costumes with the crosses inverted and twin pairs of "666" insignia embroidered on the collar, Christy interrupts one of Fernald's sermons by appearing onstage and preaching about how homosexuality and bisexuality are straight from hell... and that's a good thing. He waggles his tongue at the surprised and confused audience as Fernald does an epic facepalm somewhere offscreen, and has even gone the extra mile to wielding a Catholic rosary.

After eventually reassuring the audience after the novelty of the shock and horror has worn off that it's all in good fun, the Satanic fox stands by his man as Fernald nervously resumes his speech, with much less enthusiasm than before due to not quite recovering from the utter embarrassment his boyfriend has caused him, but the tactics employed by Christy work, driving away the truly fanatical fundies who were probably never going to accept Fernald's ideas, leaving only those with senses of humor.

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