I'll write a haiku, then post a subject. The next person to post writes a haiku about the subject I posted, then posts another subject for the next person, etc. Let's begin! ^^

Mandarin oranges ask you for no commitment. Capricious pleasure.

Bagels.

(So, now somebody write a haiku about bagels.)

Every Wednesday in the breakroom, unfailing, I find a free breakfast.

THREAD NECROMANCY!! (that is both the next haiku subject and some commentary on the state of the boards here. woo!)

Oh, the living dead Wandering, staggering, lost They need GPS

Next topic: chickens!

(and cheers to Navi for thread/board resurrection!)

Scratching in the yard, pecking at the remains of corn cobs and this thread. -_-

Fountain drinks

Fizzy and so sweet Something tastes funny with this... Oops! Too much syrup

Next subject: Horseshoes.

Make sure you hang it right side up, or all your luck will gallop away.

Next: The Fantastic Contraption

Little pink, round wheel Why u no be in pink box? Must make dumb machine.

Next: Zombies

Ah, precious zombies; Such fun to slay, but careful, They love manwiches!

Next: Flaming Ninjas :3

Camoflauge ain't so great when it's purple rainbows and pink leg-warmers.

Next: Lions

There's nothing like it Twenty hours spent sleeping Lionesses hunt

Next topic: Bouncy balls

Endless leaping with vertical velocity, cloaked in plastic!

Next topic: ice dragons

On glimmering wings,
blowing blizzards everywhere,
frozen death is coming.

Next topic:
astronomy!

-- BK

A void full of stars,
mysteries of gas and rock, wonders and horrors.

Next topic: sound

I hear not a thing Nothing but the silent void I think I am deaf

Next topic: Red.

Crimson rivers run Marooned into scarlet pools. Vermillion dyes.

Next topic: Toys.

I love you my dear Snuggled and torn by hugs Stitched back again

Next topic: Egg

I'd like to order the scrambled eggs with sausage and a coffee please

Next topic: Electromagnetism

We stick like the poles. The north to my south, you're mine. Your field pulls me in.

next: cats

Purr purr purr purr mew. Pet me pet me pet me CLAWS! Now go and feed me.

Next: dogs

Woof woof woof woof bark. Pet me! Walk me! Kiss me! Yip! Slobber on your face.

Next: cheese

Glory to blue cheese In all its creamy goodness In every bite

Next topic: Atoms

Pieces beyond us- Fragments lead to flesh and bone. Smaller than the dust.

next: teeth

I have teeth that crunch Hand and soft things for my lunch A delicious treat

Next: Toilets

Through sewers it flows Concealed waste hidden below Reeked on shoreline beach

Next: Emotions

How are you today? If you're down, is there something I can do to help?

Next: Respond to this haiku