Biography

Chris Watson was invented in 1982. He was originally intended to function as some kind of shoe-cleaning device, but due to design flaws was unable to perform this task to a great level of efficiency. Although scheduled for deactivation, he was salvaged by a passing bodger, and reconfigued to produce artwork of varying qualities.

He believes himself to be in possession of a cutting wit and intellect. Other people believe him to be in possession of a bad haircut.

He now owns a fez.

He also has a complete inability to buy onions.

Apparently, some people are calling me 'Bunny' these days. What is disturbing, however, is that as far as I can tell, it appears to be short for 'Bunny boiler'. I ask you...