The Dumb Date Ditching Dirk Doll Decoy. by @martgray (Martin Gray)
This is my single favorite running gag in Sue and Louie.
Has this ever happened to you: You ask someone out, and in the middle of the date YOU want out. You're too polite to say to your date that you simply think he/she is the single most boring thing on the planet since educational telivision, so how do you leave with your dignity and sanity in tact? Answer: Get a handy dandy Dumb Date Ditching Dirk Doll Decoy. Looks enough like you to fool even the most sharpest eyed dullard, and spew out the magic phrase "Thats so uninteresting, do go on." every 5 minutes so your date will continue blabbing while you make a break for it.
Now available in handy six-packs. Artwork © Copyright 2003 Martin Gray
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