Ha.

You think it's funny, right? How could something so great be so abusive?...

Well, I'll tell you...

Disney molestated all of our minds, man... You know what I'm talking about! And, don't deny it! From a "dancing" mouse, singing "Hey fella's! The time is right!" to a bunch of drunken men... To an acid trip about a purple, grinning and talking cat, a dancing deck of card-men, and a rabbit rambling on about how he's late. CAN YOU NOT SEE THE INUENDO? ARE YOU BLIND?!? MUST I SLAP YOU?!?! HUH?!?!?!?

I blame all my tenatious furry addictions and failed love lives on Disney... So, YOU CAN TOO!

...Vote "Zaid Vulpes" for President in the 2008 election!

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