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Please watch floof!

So... XD I just convinced fellow lamp enthusiast just joined the site: https://www.side7.com/u/Kallper/profile

He's new and has some really nice art :3 C'mon folks, be nice and say hi to him

Go watch it ;w; https://youtu.be/k9AdOBUJMhE

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Or else you'll be added to the terrorist watch list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thz-4xoxZQM

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Fren Nosane is the way to become a liminal master https://youtu.be/swBHn-GlcNU

I dreamed about work 0/10 shit dream

My dream started like many other lately, just a boring day at work (I can't let go even during vacation...) when a group of teenagers arrived a the entrance. They were quite roundy and we were ready to tell them to piss off until he got a call from the boss. These kids, who smelled strangely of herbs were the little snots of his business friends and we were supposed to babysit them for the day.

They decided to spend the day with a session of DnD set on the world of Berserk, for some reason a... Read more

I dreamed our planet was invaded by an alien species of giant birds with wooden like skin and a very... Peculiar method of reproduction.

At first people thought there was just meteors crashing, but after the waters of several large lakes and rivers started to turn into acid, people became curious. Turns out the aliens were expecting this, in fact they welcomed it. It took them no time to figure out the languages of man and start to send unsolicited telepathic messages to people in mind, going... Read more

I dreamed a procession of what seemed to be catholics were passing through a vast empty field, save for a tower that stretched all the way to the sky, as far as the eye could see. Upon entering the tower, they saw themselves inside a frozen thundra. Huge, monolithic structures made of ice such as castles, fortresses and even cave systems were inside, revealing the tower acted as a hub of worlds of some sort.

This frozen wasteland was populated by mongols and penguins, the missionaries starte... Read more

I dreamed all of my town was covered in thick snow, creating a lot of snow mountains and attracting a large number of foreign snowboarders that insisted on practicing their craft everywhere, making walking around and removind all the snow even more difficult. To combat this, our government has hired a large quantity of obese portuguese to block the invading snowboarder's paths.

The snowboarders would soon regret challenging our land whales as more and more of their ranks would become paralyz... Read more

I dreamed Mr. Bean was lost in some jungle, swimming around in a river looking for his inflatable ducky. He would ran into several crocodiles that wanted the ducks so themselves, so a fight broke out were they would bite his hands and he would bite their tails and torsos in return.

Later for some reason I dreamed this dude from DA would open up a school for mentally unhinged children and he would fly into a rage and beat them with a ruler because they couldn't into fanart

I'm excited for Dinosaur Month :3

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Friend's oc. Expect a lot of antlers

I dreamed an unnamed eccentric billionaire had issued a contest to the people of Europe. He had hidden a few ancient egyptian artifacts inside Burger King packages and has demanded the lucky folks who found them to bring them to a skyscrapper that was coviently located near my town.

While I didn't find anything because I never go to burger king, some fat blonde kid and his family did. This artifcat looked like an egyptian themed fabergé egg, it would open to reveal a smaller egg that contain... Read more

I dreamed 2 humanoid fish, a goblin shark and a swordfish entered at a japanese sushi restaurant. They were both dressed with as disco dancers, both with large afro wigs to match.

The goblin shark walked up to the counter with an exaggerated swagger and leaned near the woman there, a tiny japanese woman. When the woman asked him what he would want the shark dislocated his jaw and bit off a large chunk of her head, blood squishing out every corner while the woman feel down screaming in agoniz... Read more

God hates bazookas, I've read it on the holy with my own eyes on the murals of the Holy Bus Station. If you use or ever used bazookas, you'll burn in Hell for all eternity